stimmingrose:

*Thalia meeting Hazel*

Hazel: Yeah I actually died at 13 in the 1940s but I’m alive now.

Thalia: *stares for a second* Okay sure. Why not?

Percy: Y-Your not gonna question that?

Thalia: Percy, I died at 12 years old and was turned into a tree by my father. I was then brought back to life 7 years later by my evil grandfather in hopes I would help him destroy my father and weirdly related aunts, uncles, cousins and siblings.

Percy: Yeah okay-

Thalia: And even though it had been 7 years since I was turned into a tree I had only aged about 3 years leaving me at 15 years old.

Nico: Oh-

Thalia: And only several months after I was brought back to life I accepted partial immortality so I will remain a day before 16 years old until I am killed.

Hazel:…… Wow

Thalia: Yup. Also he’s *points to Nico* technically an 80 year old man and my brother was literally raised by wolves. Nothing can surprise me at this point.

savagegood:

men’s sports have nothing on women’s sports

and this particular guy… cry harder (imagine if women’s sports had the funding, visibility and accessibility men’s sports are gifted):

also, noteworthy addition from @stuckinnet

wearerandomlyyours:

Maverick getting chewed out after a stupid stunt:

Random Rear Admiral: You are grounded, Captain! Permanently!

*Phone rings*

RA: Hello?

Admiral Kazansky: I heard you were talking shit.

sheriffthedivinemove:

Stiles: So there I was, having a normal Sunday afternoon, just breaking and entering, you know, as you do on a Sunday!

Peter: Yeah.

Derek: No? I don’t?!

twilight-deviant:

Teen Wolf 1x12 | Movie